Once, someone asked me to tell a story. At the moment, I couldn't really find one. Everything seemed to vanish from my mind. So, when I remembered one, I sent it by e-mail.
The first story I took from the web and it's well written. Mine, is the last one... Just laugh with my mistakes, my distractions or whatever you want to call.

Unlike the most of people, when I speak about me am not the most positive person. I mean, pride I don't have, so all I can be is humble, really really humble. I rather disappoint someone than deluding. I guess it's better to have a negative opinion about someone and then (possibly) become positive than the opposite.
Generally, everybody would say wonderful things about themselves. Not me! I would tell you my worst or, if not my worst, my worse defects as a human being.
The principle is simple. If you bear me at my worst, you will love my best. Don't you think?

So, If you don't know already I must say I am nothing special. In fact, I am no-one.
I have never said I was perfect. Hope you can laugh with the mistakes, because I had, a lot . I have invented a new English word. I should not be forgiven because of that. Ups!

I don't know about you, but when I am free I like to read what I write in English. It's like I am doing the game of differences, but with words. I guess you can call that a therapy of the mind or something, because I always end up laughing of myself.